☮ Now heaven would be a DJ, spinning dub all night long, and heaven would be just kicking back, with Jesus packing my bong. And if you don't believe in Jesus, then Muhammad or Buddha too. And while the world is warring, we'll just sit back and laugh at you! Most people think of heaven, they see those pearly gates, but I looked a little closer, and there's a sign that says "Do not skate." So if you wanna come to my heaven, where we're all gonna have a ball, and everyone you know is welcome, cause we got no gates or walls!

And then I got to the gate, pulled a list that I'd been calling fate. I'm sorry friend, you can't come in, you gotta list there that doesn't end. You're mad cause I smoke dope, you teaching any classes in how to cope. I'll find a place to rest my head, I'd rather be alone now that i'm dead, like christian hossoi way back in 87. We'll be busting Christ's air until we get to heaven. Think I really care that I miss my biology. Got my education in stale fishology. With all your rules, you got to chill cause I'm gonna twist out Mike McGill.
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IF I DIE BEFORE I WAKE
AT LEAST IN HEAVEN:
I CAN SKATE.
RIGHT NOW ON EARTH,
I CAN'T DO JACK !
WITHOUT THE MAN
UP ON MY BACK!
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